Wednesday, 16 January 2008

butcher had a field day

sometimes a song gets hot. And then participants of talent shows dabble with that flavour of the month song...only to leave a bad taste to our mouths or ears rather, for the rest of our lives.

Caution: Don't watch these if you want to keep thinking that this Timbaland-produced song called "Apologize" performed by One Republic is actually...a really good song.



falsetto (aka f*cksetto in this case) butcher - Pop Stars

Sometimes falsettos are sexy coming from a man. Sometimes they make you wonder if he's actually sterile.



bjork butcher - Swedish Idol


If bjork had her way of doing a parody to this song, it would sound like this. Except coming from bjork, we'd at least say it was experimental as opposed to this temperamental, horizontal, orthodontal (oh I could go on....) piece of sh*t.



I-think-I'm-Aguilera Butcher - Australian Idol



You're kidding me right? Tell me the reason they're clapping is because.......uhh............umm.................I give up. I really have no idea, you wanna give it a go?


One Republic

This is an original live recording. I'll have to say in consolation, this isn't an easy song to sing live - even the original singer doesn't impress. One of those songs best enjoyed as a clean recording....





So. The lesson here is......

participants of talent shows have no talent in choosing songs. And (I know you know this is coming) it's too late to apologize. Toooo Laaaaaaaaaate. Yeah eee yeahhh....

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